50 THINGS ABOUT ME
Hi, My name is Andrew. That's Me. I am a Wiseacre.
  • My name is Andrew
  • I am married to a beautiful princess
  • I have a son named Grayson, a daughter named Sunshine, and another son named Zephyr
  • I can't sing
  • I like movies a lot
  • I studied design at Ferris State
  • I drank a lot at Ferris
  • I tend to wear clothes that all look the same
  • Sometimes, I talk really fast
  • The longer my hair is, the crankier I am
  • I exist somewhere between chaos and wonderland
  • Until I was about 13, I thought it was the windshield temperature
  • I have an innie
  • Although I don't like it, I drive the speed limit
  • I broke my left leg when I was 17
  • I still have a steel pin in my left leg
  • I love music
  • People tell me I'm a music snob
  • I am not a music snob
  • I used to drive a tank
  • I take far fewer photos than I intend
  • I rarely get to fly in my dreams
  • I can't jump very high
  • I can drive a big rig
  • I'm not afraid of anything
  • I'm sort of afraid of odd looking bugs with way too many legs
  • My nose itches when I eat a lot of garlic
  • I yearn for a combo Independent Record / Book / DVD store with intelligent staff
  • I'd like to get hit by lightning
  • I love to go hiking
  • I'm trying to reduce the number of possessions that I own
  • I'm learning to play the guitar through the lazy bastard method
  • I studied anthropology for a long time
  • I like the idea of Nerf cars
  • I have an odd affinity for vinyl albums
  • I can't drink more than 3 beers without getting loopy
  • I used to have a rockin' mohawk
  • I was born in Pontiac
  • I've got a million funny stories
  • I've been to Graceland
  • I fought in the Persian Gulf War
  • I love comic books
  • I like it in the desert, but somehow live in Michigan
  • I prefer the MacOS
  • Occasionally, I make up new words
  • I still believe that music can save the world
  • I have an unnatural love for my iPod
  • I make a mean mix-tape (CDs these days)
  • I rarely sunburn

Andrew Heaton
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